Flyers and Articles

I ended the tour, with an entire bundle of flyers, posters, articles, and press announements. I had near complete set of tour paraphanalia to archive. When I got home from being gone on tour with Gender Distortion and Club Casanova, it had been 6 months of being gone. I had only 5 days before I had to take off again for 3 more weeks. Before I left, I made a huge collage that covered my entire fridge with the tour paraphanalia. It was beautiful!

Well, while I was gone, my cats decided to give me a message. They were sick of me being gone on tour. Like two little shitheads, they pulled down my entire collage from the refridgerator. They ripped some posters, ate some others, and then put them all in a neat pile in the middle of my kitchen floor. I could have handled coming back home to that, but no... they didn't stop there. They proceeded to fill their bladders and piss all over the pile. They were sick of me being gone. They said "fuck your touring, mom, come home"! No joke, this really happened. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to salvage all of the papers, but what I could salvage you will find below for your enjoyment. Never piss your cats off, their smart little fuckers!

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